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This is for the “I don’t need a strap” crowd who immediately proves themselves wrong the second they leave the house. A clear acrylic charm chain that clips on and pretends it’s just for the aesthetic, when really it’s here to save your phone from your own chaotic hands.

It’s glossy, lightweight, and gives that clean Y2K vibe that somehow makes your whole setup look more put-together than you actually are. Use it as a phone lanyard for extra grip and anti-drop insurance, or clip it onto your bag, keys, wallet chain, whatever you’re trying to make look cuter and harder to lose. The best part is the transparent look goes with everything, which is annoying because now you can’t blame “it doesn’t match” and keep raw-dogging life with zero safety measures.

It’s the kind of accessory that’s subtle until someone notices it, and then suddenly you’re “so aesthetic” even though you just wanted to stop fumbling your phone every five minutes.

One piece. One clip. One less reason to embarrass yourself in public.